Signs of Stupidity

It’s 8:30 AM, people are just getting to work. The parking lot fills from left (near the building) to the right. There are multiple lots with several rows of opposing-car spaces each. Quick, what is SERIOUSLY wrong here?

[Hint: 4 of these 5 people are complete morons]

Why would you NOT pull through to the space in front of the car to make it easier when you leave so you can pull straight out???

1) It helps your car. Why park facing in when it just means you have to shift unnecessarily into reverse before selecting drive. That extra shift is useless wear and tear. If you do this every day, you double the shifts on your transmission. That cuts in half the life of your transmission’s shift-life estimate. 

2) It saves gas. Ok even if you don’t care about the environment and burning fossil fuels you must care about money. Moving a car in one direction, stopping, and then moving in the other is a spectacular waste of kinetic energy. Unless you are the Flinstones, the only way you make that energy is by burning gas. 

3) It saves time. Shifting into reverse. Turning your head and body around. Checking both directions. Moving. Stopping. Shifting into drive. Looking around. Moving. That just wastes time. Probably 20 seconds. Is that a lot?  No but it is free time. 

I am so sick of waste. The notion that “I can’t be bothered” is a metaphor for American entitlement and laziness that will kill this country.  If I am a third would country looking to tackle the world leader, I’m fixing all this little stuff.  Execute flawlessly.  We are flawed. 

If this kind of crap throughout the day wastes 25 bps or one quarter of one percent of total economic output, on US GDP which is right about $20 trillion…that means we waste $50 billion dollars a year. Imagine that kind of macroeconomic savings from doing nothing but reflecting the fact that you are human and are supposed to be intelligent. 

This shit makes me insane. Don’t Be Dumb. 


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Jail House Rock


Americans are 5% of the world population, but 24% of the world’s incarcerated populace is here in the US. Everyone says this is a problem. They argue we have too many people in jails. I agree that there are people in jail for the wrong reasons, like minor drug offenses. And I agree that sentencing guidelines have become arcane. Most importantly, I think the criminal justice system targets certain groups of people unfairly and needs reform.  But I would argue that our high incarceration rates are generally a reflection of something positive.

  • A society advances when it has a strong economy.
  • A strong economy creates demand.
  • Demand creates jobs.
  • Jobs allow people to grow and thrive.
  • When people thrive, capitalist forces push for better jobs which translates into the need for a more educated workforce.
  • More education should lead to lower crime and poverty

These are some broad strokes and yes they are nuanced in a true economic sense, but I tend to think they are axiomatic. Basic economic theory in this case, insinuates that capitalism pushes the world to evolve into a smarter, better and wealthier place.

The key is that none of these economic forces can take hold without a level playing field. We need the rule of law. It’s what keeps the capitalistic forces evenly distributed.  It is the force that drives us to want to do better. If there was no rule of law, everyone would cheat. There would be no incentive to do something better or more efficient.  The law is what makes us strong. It’s why the Constitution is such a remarkable document and guiding philosophy.

I may be oversimplifying, but look at China’s growth vs sub-Saharan Africa over the past 20 years.  I have long postulated that China’s exponential growth started in 1998 when President Clinton, fought to grant permanent Most Favored Nation trade status.  Prior to that, each year there would be a big Congressional debate about human rights abuse and China’s status in the world.  It created uncertainty.  No business leader wants uncertainty.  Moving manufacturing to China is much easier when you have trade stability.  Economic uncertainty is like lawlessness.  There is no level playing field when political forces are always pushing one end of the scale or the other without predictability.  MFN was the last piece China needed.

At home, the Communist Party maintains such a tight legal control of the country, that while there is some corruption, the law is enforced on domestic players.  There is never a worry of political coup in China.  As a result, the trinity of cheap labor, political stability and rule of law makes China a natural focus for growth with US companies creating the potential for cheap goods (electronics, appliances, etc).

Contradict this with Africa.  There are very few stable government institutions.  Enforcement of laws (if they exist) is haphazard and inconsistent.  Kenya is at the forefront of getting things together, but widespread corruption and recent voting irregularities continue to stifle investment.  Global companies are hard-pressed to invest in a place that can’t maintain the basic rule of law.  They need predictability and stability to plan future business operations and significant capital investment looking for high ROI.  You can’t predict production, sales, growth, or CGS when all of the geo-political variables are constantly in flux.

The rule of law is good. And our incarceration rates reflect that we take the enforcement of law seriously. Corruption in its truest sense (not the political notion of a ‘swamp’) is relatively non-existent here. It’s why we thrive.  People in jail means we are enforcing the law, creating a level playing field. I know the natural reply is that we need more white collar violators in jail…maybe so.  But a vigorous prosecutorial collective enables us to continue to grow.

There are always going to be bad people.  The fact that ours are in jail is a good thing. We should recognize that this is what makes us so successful. Only then can we fix the problems that continue to plague the enforcement of the law.

“And they began to wail”

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Taking a Knee



It seems the commotion has died down some.  At the game this past Sunday, no one took a knee and I heard very little complaining about our latest ‘crisis’.  I saw a few t-shirts with “I Stand for the Anthem” but that was it.  It’s been a few weeks since NFL players started to engage in civil protest on the field.  Time for some reflection.

I was in the stands (see arrow above) for that first week when players took a knee.  And I yelled “booo”  just before the anthem started.  Then I sang out loud with my hand over my heart, just like I always do.  We frequently tap someone on the shoulder, “hat,” reminding them to show respect.  That’s what you do.

I don’t think you should protest during the National Anthem.  I don’t think you should desecrate the flag.  There are certain symbols of national pride that you don’t mess with.  But I would defend anyone’s peaceful demonstration against these symbols, should they decide it was necessary, and the government tried to take that right away.  That’s not what this country is about.  Freedom of speech and expression is what we are.  It’s what makes this country awesome.  It’s why we engage in civil debate.

I don’t believe that a conscientious protest disrespects service members, first responders or anyone.  Exercising your individual rights guaranteed by the Constitution, upheld by governments and defended by our military, is the single greatest thing you can do to show respect for people that died for that right.  Imagine fighting for something that no one cared about.  I care about freedom.  I don’t take it for granted.  It is important to remember that even as you protest, we all recognize how profound the struggle to maintain your ability to lodge that protest.

But in that same thread, I can also exercise my right to criticize a protester.  Hence my boo-ing.  Personally, I think a better way would be to do it like Dallas did that first week: The whole team, even the owner, came down on the field to take a knee right before the Anthem, and then stood for its singing.  That was profound.  That was a demonstration of protest.  I thought it was pretty awesome.

Expressing concern and raising awareness about police brutality and the disproportionate arrest rates for black men is noble.  It absolutely should be done.  Professional athletes have been blessed with a talent that allows them to be celebrities and heroes.  They have huge followings.  Leveraging that star-power to communicate to an audience is admirable.  I wish more would do it.  I wish they would also express concern about their peers when they abuse women, or general disrespect of women in language and action.  Imagine if they also praised the responsibility of actively fathering children and being part of a child’s life.  Or vigilant use of birth control.  Or encouraged kids to try hard in school.  There are myriad issues to protest and raise awareness with your soapbox.  Do more than one.

I would encourage players to not just make a silent show of solidarity with something as trivial as taking a knee.  Stand up and speak.  Get out and talk to kids and men and associations.  You have a voice and if you believe in something then you owe it to your audience to talk about it and be vocal.  Show your following that while actions speak louder than words, it is the actual words that convey meaning.  Take ownership of what you want to say, and say it.  Get off your knee, stand tall and proud, and then shout it to the world.  We are listening.

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Speed to Market


A little ways back I was listening to an interview with Derek Sivers, former CEO of CD Baby.  While I often find it hard to come to decisions, I’ve made some big ones lately.  It got me to thinking about the Sivers interview.  He said that when presented with a choice, he has one standard, “Hell yeah or no.”  Now that I am focusing on decisions, I like this framework.  He was saying, either I absolutely love it, or I’m not touching it.  If I don’t absolutely love it, it’s not worth my time.  I’ve been doing that by accident lately, but I think it needs to be institutionalized.  Given how short we all are for time these days, is there any other standard that you should apply?

Sivers also talked about his attitude once he makes a decision, and this one rang true to me and how I approach life,

The Standard Pace Is for Chumps.

People always talk about how the journey is part of the adventure.  That has always troubled me.  I might make the most of the journey because it takes a while to get somewhere and why not enjoy it… but I want to get there!  Just because I make the most of the journey, doesn’t mean that I focus on it.  I hate waiting for something to be done.   And while I hear all your snickers about me getting house projects completed in a reasonable time; just because I don’t finish one project before moving on to something else, doesn’t mean that I LIKE that.  It drives me nuts and I have always tried to resist the pressure best I can.  Moreover, when others see something as “done,” all I see are the details I didn’t finish.  That stuff makes me crazy.

I’ve accelerated some parts of my life, and others have dragged.  My proudest accomplishment in executing speed to market, was finishing my degree at Bentley in 3 years.  I’ll leave the details for another time.  There was a point in my career where I made a jump to consulting with relatively little experience and for a while I did well.  I also made Director at Fido relatively quickly.  But the stagnation has been killing me.  Ten plus years in the same place can really sap your spirits.

Sometimes you just need a mantra or two to add to your self motivational routine.  The standard pace is for chumps.  Time to execute and deliver.  Hell yeah

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Why I Write

First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me

-Martin Niemoller

I’ve always been a fan of this poem. It reflects sentiments I’ve long held about; Speaking out against something I don’t like, Tough questioning in a business meeting, Getting in a friend’s face when they do something bad. If I don’t speak who will? Everyone does their part to repel evil. None of us can do it alone, but we all must do some.

If you agree with that notion, the same extends to environmental concerns too, right? Each of us does a tiny bit to save the environment. We each do a small part in saving the world. We each do a small part by voting. By showing kindness. By offering friendship. By sharing love.

A lot of my friends have been critical of my blog posts that are political. But if I don’t speak up, who will? My one little voice is part of the symphony of voices we hear every day, expressing their right to speak. A right we hold to the strictest of scrutiny. I not only have the right, but if you believe in what I am saying, I have an obligation. So do you.

I have tried to stop posting soliloquies on Facebook. And I try not to retweet anything that doesn’t come from a reputable source or is actual video. I reserve my words for this blog to take a more measured look at issues than the social media channels that reflect a nation addicted to screaming, paparazzi, click-bait, vitriol and hatred. We should be better than that.

So I speak up because someone has to. I speak up because it is my duty as an American. And I promise to defend anyone else’s right to speak up too, no matter how much I disagree with what they are saying, or doing. As long as I do, there is always someone left to speak.


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Accepting Defeat

October 1, 2017.  It’s a game day. Patriots vs the Panthers.  All around a nice day.  Good weather, warmer than I thought it was going to be, So Sara and I went into the stadium over-dressed.  We spent the first half in my seats and then went down to Sam’s area to watch the second half with the whole crew.

It was a good game.  Patriots started out strong, but quickly slumped.  They came back and tied the game with 3:09 left in the 4th.  Somehow the defense couldn’t hold out and a last second field goal by the Panthers won the game 33:30

Don’t get me wrong.  It was defeating to go through that.  But the walk back to the tailgate (.85 miles) gives you some time to think.  There is a lot of conversation in the crowd about the refs, or the Defense being horrible or why couldn’t we just do x.  Sara and I usually find a way to talk about what’s next: What food we have left for quick snacks, we need Gatorade and hydration, what is there to grill, what are we doing after we get home.

As we got back to tailgate there was some ribbing commentary about why some people hadn’t started cooking, why they were so lazy, etc.  Within minutes we started eating and joking, playing music and watching the 4:30 games on the TVs.  Steve (newbie) is stressing, “Why are you guys not mad?  That sucked!  I’m so pissed and you guys are joking around.  Doesn’t losing like that bother you?”  He was half joking, but you could tell the loss bothered him.  Most of us just brushed it off.  It’s a loss.  On to Tampa.

I didn’t think about it much at the time, but later I got to thinking about this situation.  Losses don’t bother the core group much anymore.  Sure, we hate playoff losses because that is the end and the finality is painful.  But regular season losses you bounce back from.  You never lose, you just learn.  I love that expression.  Steve was new to our crew.  The rest of us have been to more than 100 games.  This is a routine.

That made me realize what it was that led us to recover so well and Steve had trouble.  We surround ourselves with people and activities that make us feel better after a loss.  We don’t just mentally “move on” we find physical things and actions that are positive, in our case- tailgating.  Having that focus makes it easy to brush off the loss. People always talk about having positive influences in your life, it actually does work.

In the moment after a loss or failure, too many companies focus on the after action review.  What happened.  We need answers.  But the perspective is all wrong.  You are still a loser.  You can’t analyze the loss when you feel like that.  Move on.  Find something positive to focus on, get your mind and the collective soul of your team back to a good place. Make it a ritual.  After the game, do something positive.  Doesn’t matter if it is a win or a loss, find a way to get back to focusing on what is good, what has potential.  Build that into your culture; no matter how the score ends up, you played and fought, now you move on to the next thing.

Accept the defeat.  It happened.  Do your regular positive thing, just like any other game.  You can stay in a state of feeling like a loser, or you can accept it.  And then you realize, “We’re on to Cincinnati.”


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Twitter X2

I have to admit, I was bearish on Twitter for a long time. I only came to really appreciate the platform in the past few years.

But I don’t appreciate it the way it is used. I appreciate the potential and what is hinted at.  I really hate all the vitriol. The hate that comes down when you post something tagged in a way that lures the trolls. I admit, sometimes I pick fights back, but for the most part you have to ignore the noise. I think what I hate most is the fact that the Twitter Trolls just exemplify all of the worst traits of humanity.

Take this tweet I posted. Genuinely, I thought it was funny that Kim Jong Un found an English word that almost no one (including me) ever used. I respect that. That is the same as I respect Trump’s simplistic use of Doublespeak and derogatory nicknames to lure in fans who can’t think beyond the complexity of arguing a policy with trash talking. Here, he got out trashed. “Dotard” beats “rocket man” any day. Am I using incendiary language to talk about our orange fatty president?   Sure.  But he IS orange and fat!  I didn’t say he doesn’t love America.

But of course the specificity of my “respect” gets lost in a world of ‘gotcha’ journalism.  Because I used the word “respect” and the enemy’s name together, clearly I must be an enemy of this country and a traitor worthy of hanging (before you quote that line, it is sarcasm).  Those that sought out my tweet and felt the need to reply, must certainly agree.  I even pointed out that their boy Trump says that he has “respect” for Putin. They don’t get it. 

I guess I find it most amusing that they accuse me of all people of being a liberal democrat, when Trump legitimately was one. Whatever.

I also agree that Twitter quips are kind of silly and don’t add any real value to the platform, yet I still use them too.

But what I like about Twitter is the potential to become a news gathering platform. Boiling an individual fact down to 140 chars is a great way to turn news and observations about the world into structured data. From there at the very least, news commentators could all start with the same set of facts. The problem, of course, is in weighing the validity of each fact.

And here is where I think Twitter is going wrong. I liked when they started certifying users as being the real person they are. It was great for influencers to get official cred on the platform. Certifying the data (who the poster really is) was the right trend.  But this 280 character thing is a waste of their development efforts.  140 is fine for a fact.  All this does is enable people to be wordy and waste my time. I would much rather categories be applied to tweets so we could start to verify those categories (Fact, Opinion, I-Heard-From-Someone).  I would also like to classify context (Eyewitness, Interpretation, Recalled-Event).  Adding columns to the data would make filtering a much more straightforward process when searching for information.

No one at Twitter is going to care what I think. And I doubt I will continue keeping within 140 chars.  But I still have hope that Twitter and even the trolls will evolve. Maybe I just need to double my hope. 

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